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the very retarded giant mothliterary agents email binky.tabby [AT] gmail.com
by ellen kennedy and tao lin
hikikomori
by ellen kennedy and tao lin
ezra kire
by tao lin
whale
by tao lin
hamster
by noah cicero and tao lin
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if we do not get five links to this post by april 29th ellen kennedy will behead me on ESPN's sports center, i will behead ellen kennedy on CNN, noah cicero will behead me on comedy central, i will behead noah cicero on access television, ellen kennedy will behead noah cicero on BET, and noah cicero will behead ellen kennedy on NBC nightly news
i'm almost finished with my novel
it's called novel by retarded ant
it's going to be 27,000 words and i probably wrote 300,000 words to get it here
6:49 PM
12 Comments:
i have my butter knife. i am ready.
i forgot that noah cicero will behead me on the cartoon network with a nerf baseball bat
i don't have cable tv. make sure somebody puts it on youtube or something.
I cannot not die.
I am indestructible.
Imperishable is I.
I ran over a pregnant possum tonight. When I drove back up the road, it was lying there, immobile, like dead things usually are.
The possum is dead, i am alive, that is the score.
i have an idea for a picture book. it's called "the big book of high-resolution bear images that i found on google image search for free".
someone behead me.
please don't behead me.
clay, i will have a private beheading at your house
carla costa can behead me with the legitimate dangers poetry anthology after i do a reading of the mfa in hamsters
I am going to behead everyone and eat everyone's heads. No--I am going to eat my own head after someone beheads me. I'm going to eat my head with my mouth.
Shouldn't behead mean to put a head on to somebody?
Either way, somebody behead me!
I like your book title.
i'll be unheaded. thank you.
my novel is fucked
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