TAO LIN

5/08/2007

tuesday night n+1 internet literary drama between two hamsters

Marco Roth of n+1 magazine emailed me tonight about this interview.

I will paste our correspondence below and respond.

The parts in bold and in brackets are my responses, which were added after I pasted the original emails (links were also added later).
from Marco Roth
to Tao Lin
date May 8, 2007 7:39 PM
subject your bookslut interview
mailed-by gmail.com

Dear Tao,
Contrary to what you may believe, I am not one of your fictional characters. You know very well that we've never spoken on the phone and you know you never pitched us a piece about statutory rape. In the real world, we call this "lying." [You are right. We did not speak on the phone and I did not pitch n+1 a piece about statutory rape.] I can't say I understand your motives for doing it, but would be grateful to you if you apologized to me publicly. As for what you say about n+1, it's too vague to be called lying, but slander might be more appropriate. What evidence do you have about where our money goes? [I said, "N+1 claims to be political but they don't care, as far as I can tell, about where their money goes." I said "as far as I can tell," which means by what I know by reading your magazine, looking at your website, looking at what your editors have published and where they have published and what they have written and said in interviews, things like that.] What do you mean by that? As for "associating with corporations," well, don't we all? Do you mean that Kunkel is published by Random House and that I've written for the New York Times Corporation and take Rupert Murdoch's money when I write for the TLS? [I think that is some of it. I was 'building up' to my last thing, I think, which is that McSweeney's is political in action, based on what I know, while n+1 is political in words, based on what I know. I said, "McSweeney's doesn't talk about politics but by generating millions of dollars in cash and spending the cash independently, and supporting independent bookstores, and donating large piles of cash to charities and to funding their own non-profit organizations, they are very political, I think. They are political in action while n+1 is political in writing small essays at the front of their magazine."] What could this possibly have to do with our politics? Do you have any evidence that the things I write for Murdoch publications show slavish devotion to the Fox News line? And how do you square this with the book contract that launched the McSweeney's mighty empire or Eggers working at Esquire? [I'm talking about now. I don't understand why a person who seriously wants to "improve" the world would try to discredit someone by their past actions. If Eggers was just being published right now, his memoir, and he began to talk shit about an almost completely independent organization that donates entire books' proceeds (or profits) to charity, creates non-profit organizations, and almost never talks shit about anyone else, and then someone asked me in an interview what I thought about that I might say the same thing I did about n+1. And I think Eggers would maybe say something like, "I'm going to publish this memoir with a corporation, then with the money I get I'm going to start a giant independent publishing thing and use that to make money to fund charities, non-profit organizatons, and other things that I think are good, and that actually exist, in concrete reality. And then I would say, "Nice strategy. Clever." Or something.] I admit that I'm probably taking you too seriously here. But this kind of deadpan irony or post-ironic outright "untruthiness" doesn't do you any favors, and it doesn't do us any favors either. [I don't understand this sentence. What favors? Who are these favors coming from? Who are we fighting against?] n+1, too, is real and a real actor in the world. Please furnish us with hard evidence to back up what you say, or retract these statements too [I think my evidence is that McSweeney's doesn't talk shit about anyone. They have created giant non-profit 826 program, donated giant money to charity, and through The Believer and McSweeney's "changed" a lot of money from "money controlled by corporations" into "money controlled by independent organizations" (independent organizations meaning themselves, the independent bookstores they let get McSweeney's earlier, the independent bookstores, I think, they let get Egger's novel exclusively at first, etc.); and that n+1 talks shit about McSweeney's and hasn't done those things I just listed about McSweeney's]. There's no threat or sanction here, only a request from one person to another to deal honestly with those who deal honestly with you. Of course you may not care about other people's realities at all, and then we have a problem.
yours,
Marco
from Tao Lin
to Marco Roth
date May 8, 2007 8:56 PM
subject Re: your bookslut interview
mailed-by gmail.com

okay. i will respond publicly soon. i was defending mcsweeney's. i don't like when people attack harmless things.


from Tao Lin
to Marco Roth
date May 8, 2007 9:02 PM
subject Re: your bookslut interview
mailed-by gmail.com

can print your email and respond to all of it on my blog?
from Marco Roth
to Tao Lin
date May 8, 2007 9:02 PM
subject Re: your bookslut interview
mailed-by gmail.com

Dear Tao,
So it's ok to attack the people who attack harmless things? [I didn't attack you. I stated observations. I did not say, "It is good to be political in action and not words." I did not use the words "Good," "Bad," "Evil," or "Better." I said that I think McSweeney's is this way, and n+1 is this way. Depending on your philosophy of life that can be good or bad, but I did not state a philosophy of life for those observations I made.] Does a Jain murder a man who steps on an ant? Or is this a personal code? I'm sure McSweeney's can take of care itself. And, let's clarify what you mean by "attack." There's a difference between critique and "attack." What we wrote about McSweeney's and the Believer was a fairly argued critique. You can dispute the arguments we make with counter-arguments, but it's a bit ridiculous to take the whole thing personally. To go to the political level here: turning simple criticism or disagreement into an "existential threat" is precisely the sort of thing the Republicans are so good at doing. Do we all take dictation from Karl Rove now? Is the best response to your opponents arguments an ad-hominem attack or lie or distortion? [I said, "I don't like when n+1 attacks things, especially when they attack McSweeney's. N+1 claims to be political but they don't care, as far as I can tell, about where their money goes. Cash money. They go through all mainstream media outlets, or something. They associate with corporations. McSweeney's doesn't talk about politics but by generating millions of dollars in cash and spending the cash independently, and supporting independent bookstores, and donating large piles of cash to charities and to funding their own non-profit organizations, they are very political, I think. They are political in action while n+1 is political in writing small essays at the front of their magazine."]
Just saw you sent another message, but this is not of course an attack and I hope you don't take it as such.
--Marco


from Marco Roth
to Tao Lin
date May 8, 2007 9:04 PM
subject Re: your bookslut interview
mailed-by gmail.com

The question is: do you intend to apologize? [I apologize. But I also do not understand the effect of an "apology" in concrete reality. (So typing that was meaningless for me.) It's the same as "respect" I think. It's like saying, "I want respect." Or, "I want frj39[9." Because it is an abstraction, and abstractions do not exist in concret reality, and abstract words effect much less agreement on the definitions of them between people than concrete words, which makes them less useful in concrete reality. But I apologize, because I said I would, and because now people can think more about what an "apology" is. Maybe the concrete and specific form of asking for an apology would be asking "Can you tell me you won't do that anymore" or "Can you tell me you feel bad at what you did" or something. But just saying "I'm sorry" doesn't convey concrete or specific informaion. (I'm lecturing myself now also because I know I've wanted people to "apologize" before.)] If so, you're welcome to make whatever use of my email you like, as you have in the past without my permission.
from Tao Lin
to Marco Roth
date May 8, 2007 9:09 PM
subject Re: your bookslut interview
mailed-by gmail.com

i will respond soon. i'm not trying to attack anyone. i said mcsweeney's doesn't talk about politics but is political in what they do, in concrete reality, while n+1 talks about politics but, as much as i know, is not political in what they do. that isn't an attack, it's an observation. can i post these emails for context? i don't want to fight, just have discussion.
from Marco Roth
to Tao Lin
date May 8, 2007 9:22 PM
subject Re: your bookslut interview
mailed-by gmail.com

Dear Tao,
THe observation about practice versus writing about politics is a fair grounds for discussion. The thing that I'd like to know is whether you'd like to apologize for lying in the interview. You haven't mentioned that yet. But, no, not a "fight" at all.
from Tao Lin
to Marco Roth
date May 8, 2007 9:23 PM
subject Re: your bookslut interview
mailed-by gmail.com

yes, i will apologize. i'll say it wasn't true.
from Marco Roth
to Tao Lin
date May 8, 2007 9:29 PM
subject Re: your bookslut interview
mailed-by gmail.com

Great. Thank you.

from Marco Roth
to Tao Lin
date May 8, 2007 9:38 PM
subject Re: your bookslut interview
mailed-by gmail.com

Oh, and whatever you decide to do with emails, if they involve publication, I hope you'll suppress the address. thx, Marco
from Tao Lin
to Marco Roth
date May 8, 2007 9:40 PM
subject Re: your bookslut interview
mailed-by gmail.com

i have suppressed the addess. thank you.

Marco Roth is a species of domesticated white-tailed hamster common in the Southwest. He is an editor of n+1 magazine and lives in New York City.

Tao Lin is a gerbil-hamster hybrid species first bred in the 1980's by lonely scientists in Japan. He has been published in Elimae and Juked.

29 Comments:

Blogger wells said...

I believe that homosexuals are really ruining this country, and your post here only confirms my suspicions.

11:49 PM  
Blogger poopooetry said...

tao you are a liar i think. and that orange penis looks like a gerbil.

11:50 PM  
Blogger Steve said...

I think that the lie was very funny. I thank Marco Roth for telling us it was a lie, so that the interview was funny.

He has contributed to my happiness.

11:57 PM  
Blogger rbradley said...

i object to your apology. Do you even know why you're apologizing?
You're being bullied. Stop being such a pussy.
Roth says he knows he shouldn't take you seriously and then he does. He is therefore a liar. He is acting against the truth. The truth is that what you said is obviously a joke and in order to bully an apology from you he has decided to brush the truth aside and pretend that you meant what you said. (re the book on statutory rape)

#1 cliche used to chastize you "in the real world."

I bought yr books. Half way done.
Pussy.

1:05 AM  
Blogger colin bones said...

It is right 'apologizing' or 'forgiveness' is about respect. It seems like asking someone in an acceptable way to say they are wrong and you are right. i don't know who benefits from that.

Marco was right to ask about the comments. but he seemed to be satisfied once he got the 'apology' and not want to talk about the situation or questions involved really.

1:22 AM  
Blogger BLAKE said...

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1:37 AM  
Blogger Pirooz M. Kalayeh said...

That was an interesting back and forth with Marco. I don't understand the problem. It seems fairly evident you are being facetious in the Bookslut interview. I also don't think it hurts Marco in any way, that you think N+1 is one way and McSweeney's is another.

I read the article on N+1. That was a nice piece too. I can see the comparison between Breton and David. At the same time, I don't think it's just the child's perspective that McSweeney's touts. There is some stuff that fits that bill, but ultimately I'd say it's very adult, sophisticated and a commentary on commercialism more than childhood innocence.

I would actually compare David to Andy Warhol, rather than Breton. I think a comparison to Breton is a little outdated as to what is happening economically. I would also say that David is just interested in what he's interested in, and that "being interested in things" isn't just a childlike quality; it's all encompassing.

I don't know. I have to go play in a concert. I will say one more thing. I think David and McSweeney's draw from so many artforms. There's remnants of Alexander Kaprow's "Happenings" of the late 70's, or Ilya Kabakov's "Man Who Flew into Space from His Apartment." I don't see McSweeney's as being too commercial or non-artistic for making a book called "Best Non-required Reading" - or whatever it's called. I think they are just on the pulse of art for right now. I would say they are very relevant.

I would also say that Tao Lin and other Bear Parade writers are even more on the pulse of art. It doesn't really matter. These things are so moot. I guess it's the Internet that makes things very relevant, and things like "The Longest Trail" will offer anyone the chance to be relevant, because now they have the opportunity to be seen more readily.

I also think that arguments on the Internet aren't real; just as arguments in real life aren't real.

I think thinking is just thinking and that's fun sometimes.

I am interested in art that has no thinking. I like improvisation and accidents. I don't believe Jackson Pollock when he says he denies the accident. I don't believe in accidents or improvisation. I believe in Tao Lin. I don't believe Tao Lin. I believe in Marco Roth. I don't believe Marco Roth. In the end, I don't believe I believe what I believe. I think in this way I am believer.

1:42 AM  
Blogger CLAY BANES said...

what you wrote about mcmcsweeney's was a joke, right?

2:02 AM  
Blogger Bryan said...

tao lin:

you are simplifying things too much.

you are a liar liar pants on fire hanging from a telephone wire. i don't think that orange penis looks like a gerbil.

-bryan

3:24 AM  
Blogger Blueberry said...

marco roth is a small elephant.

3:32 AM  
Blogger ryan said...

marco roth is a small tao lin.

7:49 AM  
Blogger olly said...

people like to email yell at you. you should start a new blog for these things. the tao lin complaint department.

things i have learned so far:
marco roth is not one of your fictional characters
tao lin is not one of your fictional characters

9:45 AM  
Blogger Nick said...

the stuff you said in the interview seemed like an obvious joke...i'm surprised by the emails.

9:48 AM  
Blogger Gene said...

no one reads n+1. far less than 1% of america knows what n+1 is. i can ask every person in my factory what n+1 is, and they will think i am asking them to answer a math question.

almost no one reads mcsweeneys. around maybe 1% of america knows what mcsweeneys is. there is one other person in my factory that knows what mcsweeneys is. i can ask every other person in the factory what mcsweeneys is and they will answer "scotch."

i have read a few issues of n+1 and they talk a lot of shit, but does it help anyone? it's great to discuss "post-irony" and fun to shit on rivals, like i do every fucking day of my life, but do these things make people better? even being someone with an informed taste and the ability to get a magazine printed, are you helping anyone?

publications like n+1 would serve people better if they were internet publications. internet publications kill less tress and allow for more exposure. more people would read n+1's ideas and read the writers that they publish, and n+1 would leave the forests and forest animals alone and actually gear itself more towards being a political group or organization that moves something beyond itself.

instead, right now, n+1 gets to feel important because paper publications have "prestige." their website looks like shit and is very unprofessional.

mcsweeneys wastes paper, but they also print novels and actual books. things that cannot exist in a traditional way on the internet, because people do not want to read three-hundred pages on their computer screen.

the magazine they print is well represented on the internet, and everything cross-promotes, to the fullest, the artists they represent and the books they push.

n+1 has no advertising on their website for any novels or books. it would be easy for them to put links to amazon or powells or something, and link a few books that they support. i'm sure more people visit their website than mine. i find time to occasionally promote books and things i like to my three readers.

and whatever. marco roth can do whatever he wants and feel right. maybe he is right and i am wrong. i just wanted to talk shit and i used n+1 as another example of what i talk shit about every day, and some days on this website.

you can read more of my response to this post on the mcsweeneys website.

10:05 AM  
Blogger c. allen rearick said...

i wish you wouldn't have appologized.

i wish the statutory rape idea was really pitched.

i wish you would have continued the charade aboot what you had initially said aboot marco roth, and made it play out as if he were the liar.

10:19 AM  
Blogger ryan said...

NEVER TRUST AN INUIT

tao lin is an inuit in a gerbil-hamster hybrid costume trying to pass himself off as a gerbil-hamster hybrid. you fool no one.

11:28 AM  
Blogger The Man Who Couldn't Blog said...

On Youtube, you can find a rap battle that devolves when one rapper involved in the battle mentions a rapper on the sidelines. This leads that sideline rapper to tell the battling rapper to keep his "name out" his "mouth."

This initiates a new rap battle between the man on the sideline and the man who put the other man's name in his mouth.

And then, the man who didn't want his name in the other man's mouth gets mad about something said during this new battle, and punches the one with his name in his mouth right in his mouth.

Perhaps if rappers used email, this would not have happened.

Amy Fusselman was here last night, Tao. She mentioned that Monster Trucks look like huge, metal puppies.

1:15 PM  
Blogger Billy said...

Marco Roth doesn't like that Tao Lin "lied" in an interview, and yet magazines and publishers like N+1 and Knopf play unfairly in the literary world by capturing markets, bribing, and doing all sorts of unethical, illegal and stupid shit to shut out writers who want to make a difference in the world and have a chance.

It's good that Tao and other people are "fucking" with N+1 and other places, because it highlights how much people are getting fucked by the big publishers.

Not that I'm against Marco Roth, specifically. I'm just saying.

1:26 PM  
Blogger BLAKE said...

I DEMAND A PUBLIC APOLOGY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS.

I DEMAND YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE A REAL BOY.

I DEMAND MY CONDEMNING DISCUSSION IS MORE APT AND ADMISSABLE THAN YOURS.

I DEMAND YOU GROVEL AT MY eKNEES.

1:42 PM  
Blogger Tonyoneill said...

Marco Roth had sex with me last night and it was good. I got paid 15 dollars. I spent it on methamphetamine. This is the truth.

2:46 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

i really do have a novel called statutory rape

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22statutory+rape%22+%22tao+lin%22&btnG=Google+Search

4:39 PM  
Blogger ryan said...

Dear tao lin,

Great. Thank you.

Yours,
Marco Roth

4:54 PM  
Blogger Noah Cicero said...

N+1 is a scam.

I looked at the website.

It is like hyper-empiricalism without anyone bothering to rationalize the facts, like putting the facts into context, or following their implications.

Also it is intelligence without emotion.

Which is ugly to me.

If you're gonna write an article shit talking about somebody, put some anger it, put some muscle in it.

There's no muscle in their writing.

Not talking about being macho.

Just some muscle.

4:59 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

rappers with blogs would be good. i hope marco roth does a drive-by shooting and i get shot eight times and survive.

5:23 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

i hope a hamster does a drive-by shooting then gets arrested and goes on cnn and says, 'the hamster community is now linked forever with marco roth. forever. that is fucked,' then gets executed at a pet hospital by lethal injection.

5:25 PM  
Blogger Gene said...

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5:38 PM  
Blogger drmabuse said...

I don't think Marco Roth is a fictional character. I think he is a promotional toy you get when you purchase a Happy Meal. The promotional toy is generally unwanted and unexpected, but its presence is undeniable. You want to find some place to put the promotional toy and, if you're feeling particularly guilty about neglecting the promotional toy, you affix it to a dashboard. Passengers then ask why it's there and you reply, "I don't know. I got it at McDonald's. I felt bad. So I affixed it to my dashboard. I'm sorry, but it was either that or sticking a Garfield plush toy to the back window."

If Happy Meal promotional toys could speak, they would demand an apology.

7:08 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

i just had a drive-by shooting attempt on me. i ran away into a starbucks. i got away.

i can't prove it was marco roth. it was a white honda civic.

6:24 PM  
Blogger The Man Who Couldn't Blog said...

Hamster Drive-by Haiku

a submission to 3AM Magazine

by me

The hamster drive-by
tiny gat and tiny car
darling chalk outlines

6:25 PM  

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