TAO LIN

3/21/2008

pre-order tao lin shirts

*update* pre-orders have ended, if you pre-ordered you will receive a shirt in an amount of time, thank you *update*

here are four shirts designed by ellen frances available for pre-order

to pre-order paypal binky.tabby [at] gmail.com $20 and specify which one you want (women's small, men's small/medium/large american apparel white/gray; clockwise 1, 2, 3, 4; gray exists for only 1, 2) and i will mail it by priority mail and include some magazine, book, chapbook, drawing, draft, or some other 'item' from one of the 'piles of shit' in my room (i will use flat-rate envelopes to mail); if you want to pay me more money i'll send more things

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depending on how many get pre-ordered different things will happen, the people who pre-order now will fund the other ones that will be used for other things, i think, and my publisher will also fund something, or something, and then other things will be done, i'm being vague because i tried to think what to do exactly with this 'situation' and my brain stopped me and said things like 'i don't know, take pre-orders and then think about it later, all the factors won't something something something something pre-order something something something something wait until later something something'

thank you for your time and consideration

if you are a store and you want to order many shirts at one time i will give you a large discount; for canada and mexico add $5, for all other countries add $7

17 Comments:

Blogger BLAKE BUTLER said...

this is funny.

i would totally buy a gray men's large.

i am bigger than american apparel men's medium.

get large.

5:05 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

large is now available

5:07 PM  
Blogger Justin Rands said...

Tao. We've had our troubles. But the third shirt needs to be mine. It will give me 'hipster cred'. I don't have a paypal. What should we do?

6:09 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

if you don't have paypal email me your address, what shirt you want, etc., and then i'll email you my address so you can email me cash

6:10 PM  
Blogger Yoyoyo said...

Tao.. you need to get the shirts in XL..

10:17 PM  
Blogger Kendra Grant Malone said...

fat people like tao lin too.

dont neglect your fat fans. fat people are people too.

2:05 AM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

gray is no longer an option except for blake butler and someone else who got gray, blake butler and the other person will own the only gray ones if blake chooses to

xl is now available though i don't promote obesity

2:40 AM  
Blogger ellen frances idontlikeit said...

XL SHOULD BE BANNED

(nationally, universally and into the depths of space which we cannot comprehendally)

UNLESS BELTED / sans pants

10:58 AM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

white and gray are the choices now, this is final

gray will feature white font where it was gray font above

1:18 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

i just scrolled through my blog and felt amused

4:31 PM  
Blogger largehearted boy said...

Tao, first poetry, then prose, now t-shirts. Is world domination far away?

5:04 PM  
Blogger BLAKE BUTLER said...

tao i am sending you money in a minute for a Large gray shirt of the 2nd one clockwise: DINNER/HAMSTER/BROCCOLI.

i am going to wear it.

5:19 PM  
Blogger Lacey said...

your blog is yelling at me.

5:35 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

hi david

thanks blake

lacey are you still my intern?

11:51 AM  
Blogger Mike zak said...

Tao Lin, I'm glad to see that grey is now available again. But is it heather grey or solid grey?

4:51 AM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

mike,

i'm not sure what gray, you'll be okay with either gray i think, it will be okay


i deleted 'thank you' from that sentence because the parenthetical was making it harder for me to read that sentence, i am stil thankful

1:45 PM  
Blogger Mike zak said...

I hope I'm okay. I think I will be.

10:55 PM  

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